Thursday 4 December 2008

Royal matters

So the Queen will speak. What is so unusual about that? Well, it must be something, since it is headline all over the papers.

Why is everybody so excited with the fact that THE Old Woman is going to give a speech? What is so 'news' about that?

The thing is my dear, its not A speech, it THE speech. Appparently our highness is so old that only speaks once a year. And it seems to be always the same pattern of speech added by some current affairs.

But is she sooo old? How bloody old is she? Around 70s?

Yes, but imagine having her life? Must be hard to be a Queen. No, I am not moking up as everybody seems to be doing, It really must have been a tough life. Alongside the glamour comes all that waving stuff.

Speaking of tough life, imagine Prince Charles (not close to be prince charming) cheering to be a king and, as a result, for his mom to die asap otherwhise he will be too old and his son will take the crown.

What a family matter, ahn????

But if Charles is around 60s and his mother around 70s how the hell old was she when he was born???

This british people, even when they are royal they are bizarr. Perhaps mainly...

xoxo ;)